I found these quotes on Knowledge is Power and shall re-post them here for the grins with a caveat. I question the attribution. I fully realize that comics will shed any vestige of principal for a laugh. Most, however, have an agenda and hold Obama as a god and are sympathetic to his ideas. That having been said: read them, join me in laughter and take the attribution with a grain of salt.
“The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree - and think 25 to life would be appropriate.” Jay Leno
“America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. “ Jay Leno
“Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s’ new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.”
Conan O’Brien
‘Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.’ Jay Leno
“Q: What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.” Letterman
“Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A. America.” Fallon
“Q: What’s the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.” Kimmel
“Q: What was the most positive result of the “Cash for clunkers” program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.” Letterman
In His abiding love,
Cecil Moon
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