A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add to his Sunday Sermon. Four worms were placed in separate jars.
The first worm was placed in a container of alcohol.
The second worm was placed in a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was placed in a container of chocolate syrup.
The forth worm was placed in a container of good, clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the minister announced the results.
The worm in the alcohol—DEAD!
The worm in the cigarette smoke—DEAD!
The worm in the chocolate syrup—DEAD!
The worm in good, clean soil—ALIVE!
So, the minister asked the congregation; “What did you learn from this?”
MAXINE was sitting in the back and quickly raised her hand and said;
“AS LONG AS YOU DRINK, SMOKE, AND EAT CHOCOLATE, YOU WON’T HAVE WORMS!”
That pretty much ended the service.
Yeah, I know! You do have to admit: that’s funny! It came from the bride’s sister who is a Baptist minister.
In His abiding love,