Saturday, June 13, 2009

The Economy is so Bad that …..

In the face of rising prices, falling salaries, defunct banks, failing auto makers, corrupt politicians, and a tidal wave of “Czars,” you are probably ready for the All-American cure all: a little giggle. The following came over the “inner-tubes” to off-set the terrors of the Obama administration.

The economy is so bad that....

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Jewish women are marrying for love.

Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama administration aren't paying their taxes.

If the bank returns your check marked "insufficient funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

Hot wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: GE, Pfizer and Citigroup.

McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

The most highly paid job is now jury duty.

Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

People in Africa are donating money to Americans.

Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, "Finish your plate, do you know how many kids are starving in the US?"

Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

The Mafia is laying off judges.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

And finally--Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Hey, neat! The guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $750 billion disappear!!!

There you have my contribution for the day to the therapy of laughter.

In His abiding love,

Cecil Moon

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