Tuesday, November 11, 2008
This and That
About the worst thing you can hear in a doctor’s office is this advice: “I think it’s time you got your affairs in order.” That’s “doctor speak” for: get your bill taken care of because you aren’t going to be with us much longer. It will also be helpful to your survivors.
As Christians we hear much the same message from the pulpit every Sunday and it’s really good advice. If you are putting off repentance for a later date, the “use by” date on the package might just expire and pass you by. Being prompt to admit error, seek immediate forgiveness, and make restitution is vital to the process of keeping our moral inventory up to date. Why in the world do we procrastinate on these issues? Do we have the notion that God isn’t aware of our wrongdoing and will somehow forget the whole thing? It is we who are careless and forgetful and not Him. Given His level of mercy and His promises in John to forget the sins of the repentant we make a grievous error in not confessing them immediately.
In an amazing coincidence (?) my attention was drawn to the results of the Illinois lottery for November 5, 2008. I realize you are not really interested in the outcome of the “Pick Three” but in this case it may be worth a look. It is real; that is to say, it is their website and has not been doctored up in any way. Check it out and then chew on it for a while.
A taxing situation
I lifted this in whole from IMAO and claim nothing other than being alert to clever analogy.. It may enhance your understanding of some of the projected tax proposals and how they possibly apply to you.
“It’s making the rounds again. The parable that explains the tax system. It’s been credited to several people, mostly professors at UGA or U of South Dakota. But the earliest reference I can find is from 2002, and it credits Moon Griffon:
Suppose every day, 10 men go to dinner. The bill for all ten comes to $100. If it were paid the way we pay our taxes, the first four men would pay nothing; the fifth would pay $1; the sixth would pay $3; the seventh $7; the eighth $12; the ninth $18. The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.
The 10 men ate dinner in the restaurant every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement until the owner threw them a curve. “Since you are all such good customers,” he said, “I’m going to reduce the cost of your daily meal by $20.” Now dinner for the 10 only costs $80.
The first four are unaffected. They still eat for free. Can you figure out how to divvy up the $20 savings among the remaining six so that everyone gets his fair share? The men realize that $20 divided by 6 is $3.33, but if they subtract that from everybody’s share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would end up being paid to eat their meal.
The restaurant owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man’s bill by roughly the same amount and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay.
And so the fifth man paid nothing, the sixth pitched in $2, the seventh paid $5, the eighth paid $9, the ninth paid $12, leaving the tenth man with a bill of $52 instead of $59. Outside the restaurant, the men began to compare their savings. “I only got a dollar out of the $20,” declared the sixth man pointing to the tenth, “and he got $7!” “Yeah, that’s right,” exclaimed the fifth man. I only saved a dollar, too. It’s unfair that he got seven times more than me!” “That’s true,” shouted the seventh man. “Why should he get $7 back when I got only $2? The wealthy get all the breaks.” “Wait a minute,” yelled the first four men in unison. “We didn’t get anything at all. The system exploits the poor.”
The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up. The next night he didn’t show up for dinner, so the nine sat down and ate without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important. They were $52 short!
And that, boys and girls and politicians, is how the tax system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up at the table anymore. There are lots of good restaurants in Switzerland and the Caribbean.
There’s a message in there somewhere. I’m sure of it.”
A minion of the Obama staff had a TV interview and indicated that “The One” would be ready to “rule” when he took over. I immediately went to nearby copy of the Constitution and was unable to locate the word “ruler” as part of the job description for President of the United States. When that document was written, that word carried a pejorative connotation as well it should have. We have inaugurations and not coronations. As usual, the interviewer let it slide with no further question.
This careless use of words does little to engender confidence in the coming administration. If ever our leadership needed our prayers it is now.
In His abiding love,
Posted by One of the Moons at 8:18 AM